tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57460152011-08-09T20:23:15.292-04:00Words of Rob.Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.comBlogger1921100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1125966456928886582005-09-05T20:00:00.000-04:002005-09-05T20:27:36.966-04:00

So Thursday night... was a good night. Zack really wanted to go to this concert downtown, Tally Hall was playing. He said "I really want to go to this concert downtown, Tally Hall is playing." That is how I knew this information.So Grace and I drive zack downtown, and we all head out to the art museum. There was a huge table full of free shit! Free t-shirts, frisbees, posters. It was all a

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1123307017834447702005-08-06T01:35:00.000-04:002005-08-06T01:43:37.840-04:00

I guess those Texans wont be so happy when they're on FIRE.

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1123306146807215072005-08-06T00:52:00.000-04:002005-08-06T01:29:06.816-04:00

In the words of Dane Cook... I was looking for a car that would make me look BADASS. I needed a car that is B.A., that makes me feel like a B.A.M.F... a BAMF! And I decided on a golden volvo station wagon.This car is a 1987 Volvo 740 GLE... it's a big fucking gold brick. It has heated leather seats, power windows, and a SUNROOF. To me, that is amazing and magical and very rainbow like. The car...

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1122291121634237842005-07-25T07:19:00.000-04:002005-07-25T07:32:01.643-04:00

"Everybody, as soon as they think of hydrogen, they think of the Hindenburg," Zanardelli said. He added: "That's what we have to deal with."This is from an article about hydrogen powered cars that I just read online. And I found this quote quite shocking.Really? EVERYBODY? Everybody thinks of the Hindenburg when hear the word hydrogen? I'll bet a shiny penny that's not true. See, the

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1122052177389474632005-07-22T12:37:00.000-04:002005-07-22T13:09:37.433-04:00

So last night, zack, ian, and I see a claw machine at the bowling alley. We all got addicted to it, and tried to win an oh so succulent little stuffed buddy.We failed. We decided that that particular machine was rigged, because there is no way in hell we could have failed. I then made it a point to travel all throughout ann arbor in search of a proper machine, where we would win. We would win

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1121494220084423122005-07-16T01:54:00.000-04:002005-07-16T02:10:20.093-04:00

That's Ian. Me. A a bear that is about to die.Tonight... was the dawning of the greatest of literature known to man. Harry Potter and the half blood prince. HELLZ YEAH.I decided that I definitely had to get the book the night it came out. I also decided I definitely had to go to one of those parties at the bookstore. AND WEAR COSTUMES!But Harry Potter costumes just wouldnt do it, I cant

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1120971800152409342005-07-10T00:57:00.000-04:002005-07-10T01:03:20.160-04:00

So I went to Seattle for 2 weeks. And on the way there I had to stop in Nashville Tennessee... this was the front page of their sunday newspaper. I swear to god. The number one story for all of TENESSEE was about COCKFIGHTING. "Cockfighting helps the economy! WE NEED IT". I think a better picture would be be two penises with helmets and little swords.Plus on the the side of the front page

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1119847707464328932005-06-27T00:46:00.000-04:002005-06-27T00:48:27.476-04:00

Ok, for YEARS I have seen these SURVEYS. People take them, I read them, and never do them.Today is different. I did a survey. And I assure you it is funny enough that you should actually read it. 80% of the answers are honest. Go nuts!ABOUT YOU Your full name: R_obert A_lan L_oukotka (purposely misspelled to avoid search engine shit)Age: 16Height: 6'3"Natural hair colour: Brownish (A

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So last week I embarked on a journey, deep into.... the west. I flew out to Seattle to work at my uncle's brush company. I've been working on a web site this week, and yesterday my uncle said I didn't have to work. We drove out on a sales call.Where were we going? Eastern Washington. Why? A sales call, to meet with the owner of some business so he can buy some brushes. How long was the trip?

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1119118552361029162005-06-18T14:02:00.000-04:002005-06-18T14:15:52.370-04:00

School is out, and I've already had a hell of a time. Thursday I hung out with zack, went to grace's, and then went to a show at the imrpov inferno. Our director (daniel) and john are in an improv group called Weekend End, and they're fucking hilarious. So we watched them battle against this other group and totally kick their ass... WITH COMEDY. It was fun, and I went shoeless.So Friday, we

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1117497838937590852005-05-30T20:02:00.000-04:002005-05-30T20:03:58.943-04:00

Group Apple = Pioneer Comedy Troupe presents:Will Fight for FoodThis SATURDAY - June 4th7pm and 9pmEverybody! ALL OF YOU! You MUST come to this show, it's going to be hilarious! And you can watch me be funny! And it's only 5 bucks, at the little theatre. THIS SATURDAY NIGHT. We have a show at 7, and another show at 9. The 9 show seems to be the msot popular. SO COME! WHOOOO.

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1116820783088061662005-05-22T23:22:00.000-04:002005-05-22T23:59:43.096-04:00

So my weekend... let's start with Friday! I went to jen's house after school to work on her computer... which is wicked stupid and we made no progress. But I was at jen's house, so it was fun anyway. While I'm there I get a call... a call that would change my life.... or more likely, keep my life the same... whatever.It was Pat's last day of school... so we all thought it would be a reat idea

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I don't even know why I am posting this.... but here ya go... cymbalmonkey808: the beach kicks ass RobGTR88: OHHHH RobGTR88: WHALES! cymbalmonkey808: and we could cook for ourselves RobGTR88: *dances* cymbalmonkey808: its a lake RobGTR88: hmm? RobGTR88: WHALES! cymbalmonkey808: nope RobGTR88: *WHALE DANCE!* cymbalmonkey808: no whales RobGTR88: YES! RobGTR88: WHALES! cymbalmonkey808: actually no

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1114708869618847872005-04-28T12:58:00.000-04:002005-04-28T13:21:09.620-04:00

So... I'm French class as I'm writing this... and I slept 90 minutes last night. That means over the past 24 hours I have slept 90 minutes, which is LAME. I feel like somebody beat me with a bat.... an English bat. I stayed up in an attempt to get my 10000 page English shite done. My English teacher wasnt here today, therefor all of my efforts were pointless. Maybe I'll become a flying

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1113776536848700732005-04-17T17:55:00.000-04:002005-04-27T00:20:00.853-04:00

So the new YMCA downtown had a lock-in. Comedy troupe somehow got a show there. So all week we've been practicing improv, and I've been working on my standup.So Saturday... I pick up zack from school because I guess he was working on Hair. And we drive to... the fuckin' mall. It was close and I wa hungry. We play with the UFO at the discovery store, and give a hell of a hard time to the chick at

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1113669788508373872005-04-16T12:43:00.000-04:002005-04-17T17:55:18.880-04:00

So... I havent posted in a while... although many postworthy events have happened. WHATEVER. So yesterday was friday... which means school.We had an assembly that day, about BULLYING. They probably had a typo which made "2nd" grade look like "12th" grade... oh well. I skipped it and stayed in the art room with Julie and Zack. The rest of the day went by fine, yada yada yada, end of the day. This

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1113614669747438112005-04-15T21:24:00.000-04:002005-04-17T17:54:40.893-04:00

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1112418618135010292005-04-01T23:38:00.000-05:002005-04-02T00:10:18.136-05:00

So today is april fools day. Quite appropriate considering tonight was full of happy stupidity. Ok YAY!So Brandon IM's me and says something to the effect of "join me in some festivities"... and I went. We drove around in his crazy white SUV singing "Play that Funky Music" and "Cecilia"... we also dropped off a tuxedo at the mall. I made a whole bunch of jokes at the tux shop about how I

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1111388070543185292005-03-21T01:54:00.000-05:002005-03-21T02:01:15.346-05:00

OMG. There is service... called AUDIOBLOGGER. I just CALL them on my cell phone... and it INSTANTLY posts everything that I say online. THIS IS MAGICAL. So look forward to audio-roblogs. Damn this is super fly. It's free too. Just call your blog... and say HI BLOG and it's like YAY!

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1110695636221189052005-03-13T01:06:00.000-05:002005-03-13T01:33:56.223-05:00

So I decided it would be a good idea to not stay home on a friday night, because that's lame. Like... Mr. Bean lame. So I went to party-thing at ashley's house, in her newly finished basement. I brought stacey, and pizza, and pop, and it was all good.... funny people were there, including toms and pats and ians and then some people who didnt matter.Now when you hear party.... you think... loud

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1110693468700776692005-03-13T00:35:00.000-05:002005-03-13T00:57:48.703-05:00

So I was at this party thing at ashley's house, I came with stacey. Stacey is what scientists call my buddy. After hours of watching some kid play DDR and having my nipples abused by too many members of the same sex... I decided it would be best for us to leave. We didn't really know what to do, but we were going to Saline, because that's where her home is.What is there to do in Saline? Well.

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1110507141107029392005-03-10T20:56:00.000-05:002005-03-10T21:12:21.110-05:00

Hmmm here's some words for you.So I replaced the spark plugs on my car... in an attempt to make it start, and not be a fucking rock with wheels and a helmet. But apparently my problem was not the plugs... it's something deeper, more sinister, in the bowels of the car. So... I'm stupid and poor, so my car can just.... sit in the driveway and touch itself for awhile.So, not having a car means I

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1109570788821067912005-02-28T01:03:00.001-05:002005-03-07T18:31:17.596-05:00

I'd like to state the facts, and msot importantly this fact...Xanga's are for pussies.That is all.(you know... hitler had a xanga... and look what he did... HMM?)

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1109485050217463422005-02-27T01:04:00.000-05:002005-02-27T01:17:30.220-05:00

ALRIGHT.... so... more shit I did... to be written down.... because somebody out there wants to read this shit? schweet.Tuesday... dont remember what happened now... maybe I was drugged and raped by a gang of sexy female ninjas. Or I killed a guy, who knows.Wednesday - I think I hung out with Zack... and we did stuff? My calender in my head is messed up. Then thursday happened, zack was there

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1109115520646407142005-02-22T18:12:00.000-05:002005-02-22T18:38:40.650-05:00

So us kickass Ann Arbor folk get a week off this week. No school, it rocks. And before I forget what has happened the past few days, I'm gonna write it down.Friday - Had school, was wicked tired. I went home a took a nap until around 8 pm, and was kinda messed up. Then Maia wanted me to come over, and I met her, Cassie, Tom, and Aram. We played pool, and chased eachother with cars in her

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1108576574490302592005-02-16T12:43:00.000-05:002005-02-16T12:56:14.493-05:00

So, I'm a scip student in French, which basically means I sit here and do nothing for an hour, but I do get the computer, until I have to do something... like draw all over people's tests. Nothing that exciting has happened recently... so I'll just post whatever I remember.A few days ago, I was eating lunch with the Roger in my car. And I got out to go back to class, and this big ass SUV is

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1108178940482310412005-02-11T22:21:00.000-05:002005-02-11T23:03:48.866-05:00

Ok, so I've been sick all week. Bronchitis. It sucks really bad. I've done nothing but sleep and cough and blow snot all over the walls. My room needs to be quarantined, wrapped in plastic, and burned, from my sickness. I missed 4 days of school, and now I have to take these giant pills that I often choke on. But enough of my sadness, here is tonight's story.I am typing this not from my home, but

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1107235309633239472005-02-01T00:21:00.000-05:002005-02-01T00:30:18.533-05:00

Well, another thing happened today... as equally interesting I hope, as "the hug" story. So, I drive to Ashley's school to pick her up today, because she asked me too, and I'd do pretty much anything she asked me to, because she's a girl, and.... she rocks. So I get her, and we hang out at ehr school for about 20 minutes. Dexter high school... what the fuck? I walk in EXACTLY as ALL the

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1107190810124145052005-01-31T12:00:00.000-05:002005-01-31T12:00:10.123-05:00

So there is this kid, let's call him "J"... because it's the first letter of his name. So J is a freshman, not very smart, short little black kid. Talks kinda girly, and is boring. Am I friends with him? NO! Obviously not, this kid is a weirdo. Before I never talked to him just because he was weird and not that interesting. Every single snowday, or days when we have off... he knocks on my

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1106376625707479032005-01-22T01:50:00.000-05:002005-01-22T01:50:25.706-05:00

I drive a 1993 Saturn SL1. Or as it's known on the streets, "Green Lightning", "Danger Thunder Automotron", or my personal favorite "The Cockmobile". Ok actually, my car SUPER SUCKS. The brakes suck, it cant accelerate.... it goes from 0-60 in 2.4 minutes. My old radio would turn itself off when I hit a speedbump. My car can barely go up hills, and doesnt start when it's cold. It shakes

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1105673044251923012005-01-13T22:24:00.000-05:002005-01-13T22:24:04.250-05:00

Me and Ashley.... Ashley and I bought some fish tonight! Fish are fuckin' sweet. They have gills... and fins... and hooves. I love fish. We bought a kickass fishtank, and they live there now. Here are the fish we got: Francisco: Orange and Shiny. He is the most spicy of the bunch (in both personality and flavor)... he zips around the tank smashing his head into the glass. Noodle: A Pink

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1105574496636175462005-01-12T19:01:00.000-05:002005-01-12T19:01:36.636-05:00

I pooped a hammer. So today was good day, as are all of my days, because my life kicks fuckin' ass. So The day started off with the earth making a complete rotation on it's axis... but WAIT.... more shit happened after that... involving me... let's go. Woke up, put on the same clothes I was wearing the night before because I was wicked late. I had to pick up Emily

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1105318768445434712005-01-09T19:59:00.000-05:002005-01-09T19:59:28.446-05:00

Holy SHITE! I remember when I actually wrote in this thing. I'm so going to start again. READY?! Today I went to ashley's house and pretended to watch movies! The end. Hmmmm I should write stuff that's funnier.... Today I went to ashley's house. Damn that bitch is stupid fly! And then some movies were playing. I was like "HOLY SHIT!!!!! THERE ARE PEOPLE INSIDE THAT TINY BOX!!!!!". oh..

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1102456385751306142004-12-07T16:53:00.000-05:002004-12-07T16:53:05.750-05:00

Well, I have been talking to people, and many of my new friends.... do not know of Roblog. Roblog is ancient history, well.... since comedy troupe is currently sleeping, I am forced to bring my funny here. Back to where it all began... at the roblog. I will start posting shit again, and bring all the wild and crazy roblog groupies back. Today is a day that will live in... Robness (funny

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Well, RoBLog is mostly dead. Because who really cares I have to say anyway??? Anyway.... in order to make sure it isnt fully dead, I decided I had to write about this... I was cleaning my room and I picked up some trash from god knows how many months ago (1 and a half). And I found the sheet that my driver's license came with. Before throwing it away I decided to read it, some shit about

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1094963570656132172004-09-12T00:32:00.000-04:002004-09-12T00:32:50.656-04:00

Yahoo! News - Blast, Mushroom Cloud Reported in N. Korea If North Korea has nukes.... we're all in trouble. Although if they did, I'm sure we would have found out by now.

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Yesterday = sucked BALLS, Today = R0X0RZ!!!! Let me explain to everyone the badass super awesome day I had. For those of you at pioneer... I'm sure your day is just as badass. I wake up early in the morning, grab my "Sometimes I pee in the sink" shirt to wear for gym class... and head out the door. I drive through the fog to the gas station, fill my tank half up, and buy an orange Fanta for

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1094028106898927792004-09-01T04:05:00.000-04:002004-09-01T04:41:46.896-04:00

Alright... over the summer... Roblog was pretty dead. But now school has started, and a new season of Roblog is just beginning (queue Harry Potter music). Today (well technically yesterday) was the first day of school. This year I had a car, and was able to hit 3 fat kids in the parking lot... but it's just my first day, I can hit more later. I started off walking around the school, the smell

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1093467370684247322004-08-25T16:56:00.000-04:002004-08-25T16:56:10.683-04:00

Hour_Teacher__Class 1-----Battey--------Algebra 3-4 2-----Tennis--------PE (gym..ew) 3-----Fox-----------Chemistry 4-----Vollmers------American Studies 5-----Benedict------Adv. Art Portfolio 6-----Lennington----French 2 AC 7-----Packard-------Accel English Note: I am trying to switch out of Lennington's class because she sucks the devil's balls. My 2nd semester stuff is all retarded.... and

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1092129093102407372004-08-10T05:10:00.000-04:002004-08-10T05:11:33.103-04:00

Roblog posts can now have titles.... the internet truly is mind blowing.

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It's my birthday today! FEED ME PRESENTS!!!!!!

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I just realized how big an oxymoron 'desert island' is. I mean.... if it is surrounded on all sides by water.... why the fuck is it still a desert? Have you ever seen an island with nothing growing on it? With no water? I certainly have not. Maybe a desert island is actually just a pile of dirt in the middle of a sandy desert. Or maybe I'm an idiot.

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1090487252928752912004-07-22T05:07:00.000-04:002004-07-22T05:07:32.926-04:00

I am leaving this morning to go to Seattle for a week. I will be making some web site there. What does this mean to you??? Nothing... but if you read... "Retarded boy sets off security alarms while dressed in Panda outfit... dips genitals in officer's coffee." Then it is most likely me. Don't burn this place down.... I need a pillow when I get back.

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1090318792587404602004-07-20T05:31:00.000-04:002004-07-20T06:19:52.586-04:00

  It's around 5 am... I have to get up early tomorrow... I am already F'd in the A. I couldn't sleep... I tried exercising for a while to drain every last ounce of energy from my body, instead I just got depressed at how weak and skinny I am... I'm like a spahgetti-o... without the O, I'm just the sad hole. But I realized my energy factor has nothing to do with my insomnia, it is my lack of

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1090128896461677892004-07-18T01:34:00.000-04:002004-07-18T01:34:56.460-04:00

Haven't posted in a while.... but this just happened... I am fucking starving... and after eating 7 bull testicles, that's hard to achieve. But here I am hungry. I have no REAL food, so I must be forced to stuff my body with the plastic-like snack known as PIZZA ROLLS. I grab about 25 of those fuckers and throw them on the plate.... done with step one. So I grab the palte... and walk into my

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Tom Mauser's Petition to Renew the Assault Weapons Ban Hey, I got an e-mail from this guy... named Tom. His son was killed in columbine, and he is starting a petition to continue the assault weapons ban. At the end of the summer, Bush and his bush-folk are going to end that band. Since I personally agree with his cause, and I feel that there is absolutely no need for giant assualt weapons to

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ScoreBoard - The giant scoreboard in the sky A site started by my buddies nick and eric... donald is on there too. You tell them about cool stuff you did, and get points.... it r0x0rz.

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7-Eleven: News Room - News Release Article HOLY SHIT! Free slurpees at 7-11 on sunday! I LOVE SLURPEES! I have fucked many a slurpee.... and let me tell you.... delicious. I'll be at Cedar Point on the Sunday, maybe we can grab 7-11's on the way. I havn't written here in a while, but I am sure to have some fanciful stories from Cedar Point when I get back. Who is adventuring with me on my

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1089093499613981482004-07-06T01:58:00.000-04:002004-07-06T01:58:19.613-04:00

Here is a post left on Roblog by my buddy Gareth.... "i would like some rob pudding, but is it wrong that i would like to put it in my pants and have a gay black midget with a beard lick it off my genitals? i ask you is it wrong to have fantisies about those tiny little men with purple nipples and penii (dont know if thats right) the size of cigarettes? i ask you, if a man has a dream about

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1088467507395139782004-06-28T20:05:00.000-04:002004-06-28T20:05:07.396-04:00

I want some cowboy boots. Rob boots. and a Rob horse. and a Rob saddle. and some Rob pudding. Who wants Rob pudding? the answer is everyone.

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Here is a MAGICAL story... written by our friend Roger... that's right.. OUR friend.... here it is... " One day i was chillin with my homey jimmy page and we decided to go play in my sandbox. frank zappa was next door and he heard our laughter as jimmy and i built our monster sand castle. he wanted to help so i called him over and we had a good time. soon les claypool and jimi hendrix

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CNN.com - Private spacecraft readied for historic flight - Jun 20, 2004 It's currently somewhere near 6 o clock in the am... in 3 hours.... the first non-government spacecraft will go into space. Nobody else seems to care... but space is my favorite thing....ever.... even more than boobs. I know boobs are awesome... but space is even bigger.... usually. A lot of people dont care about this

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Ok so it's 5 am right now. I usually stay up until 5, but tonight I tried to go to sleep at 4:30... just for kicks. But as I laid there peacefully, eyes closed, thinking about how cool it would be for a chimpanzee to pick my nose then feed my snot to another chimp as a primate-ish practical joke..... I remembered the color of boogers... greenish yellow.... like a banana pepper. It's 5 am and I

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1087097215782558712004-06-12T23:26:00.000-04:002004-06-12T23:26:55.783-04:00

My friend Emily has had a few encounters with fat, mexican, retard.... here is what she said.... " EMILY: but the pringles they used to make us eat after we had to sing and dance with the mentally ill kids that drooled on their hand s then wed have to hold hands wiht them and them immediatly sit down and finger and eat pringles EMILY: it was the grossest thing ever EMILY: especially becuase my

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Michael Moore.com Yes, only a couple weeks until his new movie. I would personally like to thank Michael Moore for winning the election for John Kerry. John can just take a nap now.... this movie is going to kick bush's ass. If you would like to see the trailer, which I suggest you do.... go....here... http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/fahrenheit_911/

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Ever been to.... the FLORIDA? Of course, I have many times, and this memorial day weekend I journeyed to that magical state once again. Although this time the purpose of my journey was not amusement or fun of any kind, it was a wedding. Weddings are notorious for being boring as hell, and having bad food, and old people that wear freaky clothes. This wedding actually kicked ass a little though

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1084934884852683922004-05-18T22:19:00.000-04:002004-05-19T23:15:27.760-04:00

You know, yesterday I was on the internet, as I am right now, and some pictures (78 full length videos...maybe) popped up. And most of these featured women, and guess what! These girls had no clothes on! Now I have NEVER seen a naked female in my life, so this was shocking. And the strangest thing happened, for some reason, this huge bulge popped up in my shorts, I was wondering "Did I drop a

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Ok, a lot of you pussies have been screaming "ROB ROB! WRITE IN ROBLOG! I need it! Please, I love you! I will do ANYTHING just to read your writing". This is usually followed by various females taking off their clothes and doing my bidding. Or maybe I'm a dumbass.... Well I've been in a coma for over a week, I saw Larry King naked....covered in caramel.... and I sort of passed out.

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*BAH.....DAH DAH DAH..... duh duh duh......* (opening riff from ACDC's 'back in black') I think that song should play whenever I walk into a room.... I would be such a badass... "DAH DAH DAH!!!!! ROB IS BACK, SO BADASS!". Ok... well enough dreaming, I'm an idiot. This is weekend is what some would call boring, but I have a new word for it "Shitholetastic" or possibly "suckballsamorific". So

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now that my balls have healed ffrom yesterday, I decided to let the back into the environment by going outside to Dimo's again his morning. I knew it would be chilly, a bit nippy... but it was like a fucking blizzard. Me and Mike are walking down the sidealk.... because the street was occupied by other people....and SUV's. To top of the ungodly cold I was forced to walk my way into.... it

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After my crazy fiasco this morning, I had to face the daily torture of school. 2nd hour is ok, because apparently..... I have buddies now, friends if you will. However, these friends are of a different species.... they're all girls. Now in most respects girls kick ass.... they're smart, and good looking, and hot, and good looking again, and they smell good. And they USUALLY dont punch me as

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MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm Monday! Monday is usually really shitty, and although today was no exception, at least school started later. Since I have no friends with cars, and my mom has a "job", I was forced to come to school at the regular time..... which if I recall correctly is 4:10 AM. Fortunately I planned ahead, to meet the Roger at the bikerack in the morning. He brought along the Danny, so we

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In the words of the Monica: "you all have to go to WWW.ROBLOG.TK it is the most hiliarous thing you will ever read! its my friend robs blog! omg, i love him! he is sooo fucking hiliarous!" You're god damned right I'm hilarious! On that note.... I should start talking about something... Today was one of the most uneventful days in the history of my days on this planet, although much more

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Reeeeady? Seeeetttt? GO! Ok, so YESTERDAY>...I went to school, wow. I completely forget what happened, except for 7th hour, which was hilarious! Why was it hilarious? We talked about RACISM! Now most are thinking "But Rob (R-O-B), racism isn't funny!", and my response is "Eh...maybe". It was funny because we talked about it in biology. Biology is about trees and bugs and shit. But my

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Yesterday I didn't have to school, because I had a "field trip". My french class went to chicago. Not the Chicago in France....the one here... (is there a Chicago in France? NO!). So we decided to take the train, because trains are awesome, and buses are good-for-nothing pieces of shit. So after I bombed the bus factory, I woke up and went to the train station half an hour early. I sat there

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OMFG! This is web site is SO awesome! Go to www.lobstertees.com! They have the funniest t-shirts ever! And if you buy 2 t-shirts, you get a free stuffed animal lobster!!!!! WOW! Go buy some shirts! Because they're cool!

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OPTIMUS PRIME IS THE MAIN TRANSFORMER! Not megatron, it's optimus prime! Now that I know that, I'm happy.

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I have recently learned that easter is about Jesus's RESURRECTION, not his death. So my previous may not make ANY sense....but it's still funny, so read it anyway!

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EASTER! Today is....wait..... yesterday was easter. It's 1 am, whatever. So, easter was fun for me. I got hide eggs for my cousins. Me and my.... half/2nd/cousin....people hid in a room and filled the eggs with candy. But then we decided to fill some of the eggs with hair gel, and lotion. I spit some of my gum in them, and others had candy in them that was molding from last year. We're not

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OMFG! I'm watching COPS on tv, I don't know why....it looked funny. This guy is driving like 70 through a neighborhood, and a cop car is chasing him. They were driving for like 5 minutes, really fast, and he had hit a few cars. Then he gets to a stop sign, and BRAKES. Then he TURNS ON his turn signal. He makes the turn, then starts going again. What? Who uses turn signals in a high speed

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FUCK! I HATE TELEVISION! Ok, so I'm watching CNN. Wait... I'm changing channels, and I accidentally stumbled upon CNN. I notice the word "tortilla" at the bottom of the screen... so I knew whatever it said was probably funny, because flat breads are funny too. Anyway, I read the headline and it says: "Tortilla factory explosion kills at least 1 person." Tortilla factory explosion! HOLY SHIT

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Every once in a while your body expiriences something that changes it forever. Every once in a while you see something that causes uncontrollable laughter. Today was that once in a while, because on the bus today, I may have seen the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. Not even when I was a fetus did I witness anything this hilarious. So...bus, big yellow turd that runs on diesel....

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Story time......Lalalala! Happy Happy Happy Rob's Magical Story Time! YAY! Well....fuck that. Here's my story. Today I was riding the bus (as I do everyday....because I'm a little girl and don't have a license yet). And we were all talking about.....pudding and lesbians....as we do every day. But Tony had just come out of the bathroom before he got on the bus, and apparently he met Mr.

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AH! My stupid A-Hole neighbors are blasting their music really loud. it's been playing for 6 hours now, and now I can't get any sleep. I try to sleep, sure, my head sits on my fluffy pillow, my blankets are nice and warm, and I just drank my glass of warm milk and kissed my teddy bear good-night. But as I lay there, peaceful and innocent, I suddenly hear loud banging noises that sound like

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1080097266032647842004-03-23T22:01:00.000-05:002004-03-23T22:03:35.733-05:00

CNN.com - Scientists trapped in cave�turn down rescue offers - Mar 23, 2004 More proof that the Brits suck balls.

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Wow, tonight sucked. My grandpa died last friday, so tomorrow we are having a memorial.. Firday is a burial thing. But today we visited a funeral home, to see his body. I didn't want to, my goal in life was to never see a dead person, but they had him laid out on a table, with an american flag. It was horrible, he was my grandpa, but he looked plastic. So I jsut tried not to look. Anyway,

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Here is my story on the origin of hiccups, a project for my english. Enjoy... --------------------------------------- A long time ago, the human race lived in pure happiness. People were free to do as they wish, and were always content with their lives. The world was filled with abundant food, and there was never a dull moment. People went swimming right after they ate, people didn't wear

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1078522404072493912004-03-05T16:33:00.000-05:002004-03-05T16:35:35.123-05:00

My Grandpa just died an hour ago. This sucks. Now my grandma has to be alone, and she's old, and that sucks. He was fine last weekend, we came over. And my dog licked him and my dog thought grandpa kicked ass, but on tuesday he got sick. He had lung cancer, but he was recovering. He's been in the hospital all week, but we thought he would be fine, but he isnt. This really sucks.

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1078459963595131072004-03-04T23:12:00.000-05:002004-03-04T23:14:54.263-05:00

Best quote from the daily show EVER! "Those helpless, invertibrate, crusified, Franken-Jews" So funny.

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AH! I just saw a commercial from sears for a craftsman power saw. "With a perfectly straight laser, you get perfectly straight cuts!". And I've also seen a commercial for this level that projects a laswer on the wall "Perfectly straight lines! always!". Well no shit, it's physically impossible to have a CURVED laser beam, light goes straight, it wont ever suddenly turn around or anything,

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Ok.....commercials are the worst. I just saw a commercial from Gillette.... it said shit like "everytime you win, they go home" and "everytime they look, they smile". "you're a winner, achieve a victory...blah blah blah". Absolutely NOTHING in the commercial had to do with shaving, just some guy rubbing his face then cutting to a shot of some guy winning a race. Commercials have gone too far

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Ok.....commercials are the worst. I just saw a commercial from Gillette.... it said shit like "everytime you win, they go home" and "everytime they look, they smile". "you're a winner, achieve a victory...blah blah blah". Absolutely NOTHING in the commercial had to do with shaving, just some guy rubbing his face then cutting to a shot of some guy winning a race. Commercials have gone too far

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Ok.....commercials are the worst. I just saw a commercial from Gillette.... it said shit like "everytime you win, they go home" and "everytime they look, they smile". "you're a winner, achieve a victory...blah blah blah". Absolutely NOTHING in the commercial had to do with shaving, just some guy rubbing his face then cutting to a shot of some guy winning a race. Commercials have gone too far

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1077067439952760732004-02-17T20:23:00.000-05:002004-02-17T20:25:54.310-05:00

I have made a discovery... pringles.... America's most beloved processed potato chip, is made for GIRLS! Here comes the science.... Pringle cans are freaky ass little tubes... filled with freaky ass sliced potatoes. However.... every time I feel the urge to nibble on these tasty treats, I cant seem to find the chips. Not because I lost the can, but because my hand will not FIT inside the can.

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Yahoo! News - Polaroid Warns Film Users Not to 'Shake It' HAHAHA! why is this funny to me? Probably the title....funny.

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Back in september we had a fire drill... which I where I saw the dreaded fat monster in a bathing suit....and the site of her actually hurt my balls, she was so ugly... Today we another fire drill...and my balls hurt once again, but for different reasons.... because we were outide for about half an hour in the snow! Seriously, if you licked my balls, your tongue would have gotten stuck (that's

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Spirit week! show your school spirit! *SLAP!* Honestly, I HATE spirit week. I hate my school, but I hate most schools, so it's ok. Fortunately, tomorrow is Pajama day! I love that day, you wear pajamas! Even better, it will be 36 degrees tomorrow! Which, is relatively hot. Otherwise my balls would freeze off, which is no good. Only bad thing about pajama day is that you have to wear 2

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Still homeworking! DAMNIT! And I have at least another half hour. Over an hour technically, but I'll work tomorrow at school. I NEED SLEEP! FUCK!

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Got my hair cut.... WAY too short...scares me. I can't look in the mirror, I feel naked ...it's scary. Anyway... it's 12:30... my homework isnt even half way done. Fuck english. I already KNOW how to speak english...get this...I'm typing it RIGHT NOW... so why must I further my studies? BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, HITLER ISN'T REALLY DEAD! GOD DAMNIT! Making me do homework, that bastard.

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1075849376900986522004-02-03T18:02:00.000-05:002004-02-03T18:07:17.793-05:00

New Layout... hope it looks cool.

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It's been a while since I insulted an entire race, religion, or country. So I have great story today... My lunch sucked today... I had a CHEESE sandwich, NO HAM, why? Because my mom is incompetent, and I'm too lazy to make my own fucking sandwich. Making sandwiches is a woman's job! (just kidding if you're a girl, but if you're a guy.... go make that bitch make you a sandwich). Anyway, I

Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00184966784508743443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5746015.post-1075704412094962082004-02-02T01:46:00.000-05:002004-02-02T01:48:30.250-05:00

I want some soup.

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The Seattle Times: Nation & World: Lunar helium seen as clean energy source I've known about this helium-3 thing for a while now, and it's amazing. All of the energy human kind will ever need, right there on the moon. Although people seem to forget... "The problem is that no one has built a fusion reactor that emits more energy than it consumes." So I think we'll be stuck with the whole "

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Holy mother of penut butter. My stupid mom just let the dog out. My dog is fucking insane, and he has absolutely no idea how to get back home, he's almost retarded. Yet, every night my mom will just open the door and let him loose. WHAT THE FUCK! And EVERY night, I have to go outside and chase him. But tonight was really bad. So he escapes *WHOOSH*> And for 5 minutes I dont see him. He's

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NO SCHOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOO! *dances in pajamas* WHEEEEEEEEEE! now everyone....go to sleep!

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weather.com - Tenday Details for Travel Section SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY Conditions right now are showing that we will have a snow day. There will be snow, ice, sleet etc. until 6 - 9 tomorrow! Hopefully we'll all get to stay home. That way all of us childrens will stay home and rule the world while our parents are away. I hope to get up late and vegetate (that rhymes) tomorrow. But

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Yahoo! Top Stories - Desperate Diners Attack Trapped Fat Lady With Plastic Forks: "Entertainment Home " "And then I felt the forks. They poked me over and over and over and over again. I remember sobbing and yelling at them, 'Why are you doing this to me? Why? Why?'" Ladies and gentlemen, I have a new goal in life.... to stab fat blobs with forks for the rest of my life. This is too awesome

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MER WHOO! Opputunity landed! And it works!

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"America is a big melting pot, but please don't eat any immigrants." A wise word....from a wise....somebody.

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